The Scary King

The Scary King needed a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Scary King desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Scary King always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was amazing. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary King desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary King desired a hat that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen item.

The Scary King looked for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.