Their Different King

Their Different King desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Their Different King had a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Their Different King needed a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Their Different King always kept a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Their Different King always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Their Different King always carried a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.