The Ugly King

The Ugly King looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Ugly King had a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly King craved for a cucumber that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly King needed a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly King carried a block of cheese that they would throw. It was a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Ugly King often carried a radiator that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the King, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.