A Purple King

A Purple King needed a Harry Potter wand to throw. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple King craved for a dildo that they sometimes share. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Purple King desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A helmet is the thing to select.

A Purple King carried a bag of flour that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple King desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Purple King wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.