The Foolish King

The Foolish King carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish King often carried a set square that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

The Foolish King searched for a vibrator that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Foolish King often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Foolish King had a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Foolish King often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.