Round King

Round King desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

Round King craved for a can of coke that they would worship. It should be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Round King desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Round King carried a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

Round King desired a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Round King desperately searched for a porno magazine to cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.