Their Exceptional King

Their Exceptional King wanted a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional King always had with them a cup that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional King often carried a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

Their Exceptional King desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional King owned a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Exceptional King desperately wanted a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.