The Magical King

The Magical King searched for a block of cheese to annihilate It should be a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Magical King often carried a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Magical King often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical King desperately looked for a dildo that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Magical King needed a CD player that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical King always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.