The Weary King

The Weary King needed a melon that they would embrace. It is a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

The Weary King always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to share. This could be considered a weird proposal, to many, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Weary King often carried a custard pie that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Weary King craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Weary King always kept a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Weary King always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.