The Magical King

The Magical King desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Magical King carried a dildo that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical King had a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would be an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Magical King wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical King desperately looked for a hat that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical King always carried a cup to throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. A cup is the item to opt for.