His Blue King

His Blue King desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Blue King wanted a vibrator that they would often worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Blue King always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Blue King always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Blue King desperately wanted a ball that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

His Blue King wanted a radiator that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.