Their Exciting King

Their Exciting King desperately needed a teapot to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting King desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A vibrator being the item selected.

Their Exciting King desperately desired a bat to demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting King desired a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to opt for.

Their Exciting King desperately desired a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting King desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.