A Handsome King

A Handsome King desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome King desperately wanted a condom that they would sit and look at. It was an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Handsome King looked for a cup to drop. This seems a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome King often carried a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the King, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

A Handsome King desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Handsome King found a toilet brush that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.