The Boring King

The Boring King always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Boring King desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Boring King desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Boring King desperately wanted a bat that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring King always had with them a condom to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring King found a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.