The Blue King

The Blue King always carried a set square that they would try to balance on their head. This seems an original exercise, to some, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A set square was the item that was opted for.

The Blue King often carried a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny action, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Blue King desperately desired a set of lego that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Blue King always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Blue King had a tomato that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Blue King wanted a hat that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat being the chosen thing.