The Unusual King

The Unusual King looked for a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

The Unusual King often carried a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Unusual King desperately looked for a vibrator to insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Unusual King needed a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a strange action, to most, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual King had a CD player to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual King always had with them a hat that they liked to throw. It is an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.