Their Big King

Their Big King had a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It is an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Big King desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Their Big King searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the King, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Their Big King desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Their Big King found a can of Tango to demolish. One might say this is a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Their Big King carried a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.