Their Unusual King

Their Unusual King desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It should have been a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Their Unusual King desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual King desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Unusual King desperately searched for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It would be a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Unusual King always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Unusual King always had with them a set square that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a set square of all things.