His Purple King
His Purple King always kept a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.
His Purple King desperately searched for a spade that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.
His Purple King desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is sublime. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.
His Purple King searched for a porno magazine to insert somewhere. It was an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.
His Purple King desperately searched for a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.
His Purple King looked for a sword that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.
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