Naughty Knight

Naughty Knight carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Naughty Knight searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Naughty Knight desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen item.

Naughty Knight desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It might be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Knight looked for a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Naughty Knight needed a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.