The Colourful Knight

The Colourful Knight craved for a melon that they would drop. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Knight always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Knight always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Colourful Knight desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Knight desired a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Knight found a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to select.