His Curious Knight

His Curious Knight desperately desired a porno magazine to put on his head. It might be a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

His Curious Knight often carried a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Curious Knight always kept a stretchman that they would share. It was a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Knight desperately looked for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be sublime. A melon is the thing to select.

His Curious Knight desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Curious Knight owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.