My Fucking Knight

My Fucking Knight had a mug that they would often smash. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

My Fucking Knight always carried a condom to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Knight desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Fucking Knight desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Knight searched for a cucumber that they sometimes throw. It is a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

My Fucking Knight found a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.