The Unusual Knight

The Unusual Knight needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Knight desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Knight desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Knight needed a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Knight always had with them a melon that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Unusual Knight desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.