The Horny Knight

The Horny Knight always carried a sponge that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Horny Knight desperately craved for a pen that they would often embrace. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Horny Knight desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes throw. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Horny Knight desperately desired a stretchman that they would embrace. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Horny Knight often carried a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Knight desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.