His Curious Knight

His Curious Knight had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Curious Knight desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Curious Knight desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Knight owned a pen that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was epic. A pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Knight owned a block of cheese to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.

His Curious Knight searched for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This seems an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.