A Depressed Knight

A Depressed Knight always kept a block of cheese that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Depressed Knight often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Depressed Knight looked for a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Knight often carried a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Depressed Knight always kept a melon that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Knight needed a block of cheese that they would demolish. It might be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.