Their Unusual Knight

Their Unusual Knight desperately desired a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Knight wanted a vibrator that they liked to worship. It might be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Their Unusual Knight owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Their Unusual Knight desperately desired a stapler to hug. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Knight had a cheese grater that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Unusual Knight carried a can of coke that they would often sleep with. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.