A Green Knight

A Green Knight looked for a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Green Knight always kept a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Knight always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Green Knight always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Green Knight desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Green Knight desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.