The Fucking Knight

The Fucking Knight found a hat to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Knight carried a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Knight found a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Knight desired a melon that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Knight found a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A custard pie was the chosen item.

The Fucking Knight desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.