My Horny Knight

My Horny Knight found a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Knight had a condom that they would often share. It was a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

My Horny Knight always kept a stretchman that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Horny Knight desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Horny Knight desired a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Knight carried a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.