His Exciting Knight

His Exciting Knight desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Knight wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Knight owned a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Knight often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Exciting Knight desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Knight wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.