The Fat Knight

The Fat Knight carried a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Fat Knight owned a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Fat Knight carried a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Knight owned a mug that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

The Fat Knight always carried a little monkey that they would hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Knight desperately craved for a computer to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was selected.