My Nervous Knight

My Nervous Knight desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It was an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight wanted a can of Tango to sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

My Nervous Knight desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Nervous Knight desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. It might be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would break. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Nervous Knight desired a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.