His Fat Knight

His Fat Knight always carried a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

His Fat Knight wanted a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

His Fat Knight desperately wanted a custard pie to smash. This is certainly an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

His Fat Knight craved for a ball to annihilate One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

His Fat Knight often carried a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Fat Knight owned a chocolate bar that they would play with. It would be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.