The Dodgy Knight

The Dodgy Knight desired a piece of paper to insert somewhere. It should have been a funny action, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Knight always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be amazing. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Knight carried a porno magazine that they would share. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Knight often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Knight craved for a bat that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Knight looked for a spade that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A spade being the item opted for.