The Naughty Knight

The Naughty Knight searched for a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

The Naughty Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Knight desperately craved for a mug that they would embrace. It was a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Knight always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Naughty Knight needed a spade to put on his head. It would be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

The Naughty Knight carried a tomato to smash. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.