Their Chinese Knight

Their Chinese Knight always had with them a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Their Chinese Knight always carried a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Their Chinese Knight desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often break. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Their Chinese Knight always carried a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Their Chinese Knight carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This seems to be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Knight craved for a stapler that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.