The Cute Knight

The Cute Knight carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Cute Knight found a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Knight desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would play with. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Cute Knight found a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Knight looked for a condom that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.

The Cute Knight had a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.