The Dodgy Knight

The Dodgy Knight found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a strange action, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Knight found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Knight always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Knight found a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Knight searched for a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Knight owned a bat that they liked to hug. It would be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.