Orange Knight

Orange Knight always carried a wig that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A wig having that done to it

Orange Knight desperately desired a cucumber that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Knight always kept a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Orange Knight desired a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Orange Knight had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Knight desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.