The Crypting Knight

The Crypting Knight looked for a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Knight desperately looked for a teapot to smash. It might have been a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Knight craved for a set square that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Knight carried a radiator to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Knight desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Knight often carried a cucumber that they liked to hug. It would be a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.