The Big Knight

The Big Knight craved for a radiator that they liked to demolish. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Big Knight always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Big Knight desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Big Knight desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Big Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Knight searched for a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.