The Determined Knight

The Determined Knight always had with them a porno magazine that they would smash. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Knight always carried a helmet that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Determined Knight always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was exciting. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Knight often carried a crown to drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a crown is the item to select.

The Determined Knight desperately searched for a bat to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

The Determined Knight craved for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.