The Unusual Knight

The Unusual Knight always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would embrace. It would be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Unusual Knight desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Knight wanted a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Unusual Knight desperately needed a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a new activity, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Knight desired a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bat being the item opted for.

The Unusual Knight always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.