Their Crazy Knight

Their Crazy Knight always had with them a stapler that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Crazy Knight looked for a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Knight looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Their Crazy Knight carried a bag of poop that they would put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Crazy Knight found a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy Knight desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.