A Cute Knight

A Cute Knight needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Knight found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

A Cute Knight owned a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.

A Cute Knight found a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Knight found a can of Tango to put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Cute Knight often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A stretchman being the thing opted for.