My Confused Knight

My Confused Knight looked for a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Confused Knight desperately desired a radiator that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Knight desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a curious exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

My Confused Knight craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Knight had a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Knight desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.