A Blue Knight

A Blue Knight found a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Blue Knight had a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

A Blue Knight always carried a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Blue Knight desired a sack of potatoes that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Blue Knight found a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Blue Knight wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.