A Green Knight

A Green Knight desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

A Green Knight found a set of lego to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Green Knight desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Knight looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Green Knight desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

A Green Knight desperately searched for a dildo that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.